Friday, September 28, 2012

What Happens When I'm Married And Older:

Me: I wonder whats going on with One Direction?
*goes on google and looks them up*
Me: Oh look Niall's still Irish and hot, no surprise. Let's see, oh it's Liam with his own franchise and music company. Louis, oh wow. Three boats, his own island, and look even his own store called "Peasants are Us." Hm, look Harry still has those gorgeous dimples and curly hair. Hey look Zayn still has amazing hair and is still very sexy....and still single?!
*yells to husband*
Me: HONEY I'M GOING TO BRADFORD FOR UH uhh WORK! Expect some papers in the mail soon!
*walks out*
Me: Zayn here I come

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